Monday, February 19, 2007

Of all the wierd places!

Read this this morning:

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israeli police investigating why a car was blocking traffic in the fast lane of a major highway Sunday found a couple inside having sex.
A police spokesman said the female driver and her male passenger gave in to their passions without pulling over to the side of the road, causing congestion and leaving other motorists having to swerve to dodge their stationary vehicle.
A patrolman gave the woman a ticket for holding up traffic.

Hummm just a ticket?
Maybe a towel or a condom.
I was wondering, we are all adults right?
What's the wierdest place you have had....uh.....relations, polite enough?

What? Me first, big talker?
I hear you.

I fooled around on a NYC subway train once.
I think it was a lighthouse.
But it wasn't very good.
Oh my I think I'm blushing.

Ok I did mine.
PS. If this post is too racy feel free to boycott!


Sarachka said...

I'm shocked- how could you post such material? and your confession? how could a "yingerman" do such a thing? Ok I understand that this blog is called "TRIALS in the life a chasidisher Yingerman" and thanx for that disclaimer but it shouldnt have happened from the begginging. I suggest you check on Nuch a chosids post about how the internet is misused and how it SHOULD be used. I'm sorry for banging you on the head like this but........
Good luck creating a nicer and more appropriate post.

Sarachka said...

its fun but DISGUSTING and against HALACHA.
now its my turn: Thank G-d I cant say that I've ever done the same.

chaverah said...

hum... bit to racy for me......NOT!
ok lets see, In the car. However I was nice enough the let the traffic go through. lol

someone said...

I would deffinately pull over so a bunch of cars don't hunk. It wouldn't be enjoyable with all that noise.

shy said...

The back seat of a mini van with all seat down was fun.
The park in woods just fooling around was sweet

Anonymous said...

aham aham aham (cleaing throat)

'Sarachka' Thanks for your kind words, but what am i now the 'Blogger Tzadik' ...?!

yingerman, tanks for the disclaimer... :-)

Anonymous said...

sarachka you can always go find another blog to read if you don't think this blog is for you -

Sarachka said...

true- I think I will. The disclaimer should be put in the beginning, not the end.

Anonymous said...

Oh please why hurt each other please be nice around here
Thank you

Anonymous said...

I am sorry if I hurt any one. It was not the intended result.

Shpitzle Shtrimpkind said...

Sarachka: The disclaimer should be put in the beginning, not the end.

How many people, do you think, would NOT have read the post had the disclaimer been in the beginning??

And although I've got nothing interesting to share (after a disclaimer) I don't see why this post is too racy.

one of us said...

on a oversees plane flight in the seat covered up with a huge blanket

in a nice wooded area of a park near some falls

in a cave in a cave climbing park

in the car in a parking lot

nothing too heavy, just a little afection and play

FunkyJew82 said...

heh heh heh. naughty naughty!
me? in the room next door to a party. no hanky panky... just a little affection and play as one of us put it.

Lakewood Venter said...

I was surprised they let them off with just a for myself, I will not speak of my personal doings in such a public forum..sorry.

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of the joke where the cop saw a parked car, with lots of little children peering into all the windows. Upon closer inspection, he saw that there was a couple making out in the back seat. He asked the couple if they knew that this type of activity was illegal in a public setting, and they said no. So he let them off mildly. He gave them a ticket for doing 69 in a 35 zone.

As for me, in an outdoor hot tub in Florida.

Anonymous said...

Its all good now
Very sweet joke

Anonymous said...

Getting a BJ while driving down Coney Island Ave 3 am.

yingerman said...

I'm gonna do this quick.

I'm Sorry
There I said it. And I truly am, it was out of character.
I am impulsive at times and this was one of them times.

Truth is in reality, I dont wanna know about people's personal lives. Mostly 'cause I got enough to keep track of, that I don't need or want more wierd stuff from anyone else.
Hummmm....that sounded a bit like I dont care,.......
but it's nice to see your a bunch of generally tznuisdika people. except Mrs Shpitzle, somehow I dont believe her.....