I was cleaning old E-mails and came across this, and I still thought it was funny, so hey I'm gonna share.
A Bowl of Lifesavers
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of
first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers.
The children began to say:
" Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange.........orange,"
Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said, "I'll give you
all a clue; It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
15 comments:
first!!!!!!!
lesson is you gotta watch what you say in front of your kids cuz they repeat all
OMG! what y.y. said is sooo true. The punchline was a bit inappropriate (at least to me)
The post is really funny- thanx for sharing:)
yy is right got to watch what u say infront of kids - in the car when I brake suddenly my 3 year old asks me " is he a shmuck?"
Funny,and as YY says it's a leson for parents.
Bad parents... bad marriage.
That must've been my kid.
LOL!!
Thanks for the chuckle!!
very funny. (-; kids do repeat everything...Sometimes months later, when you thought something had gone by unnoticed...lol
And you say asshole like it's a bad thing?!
Thanx for all's imput.
I humble apologize if I offended anyone, it was funny though.
Haha funny.
now u need to wash out your mouth with soap
lol that was good
That was THE funniest punchline- cuz I was not expecting that!
i hopwe this it not a typical home. the punch line made me sad.
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