I was cleaning old E-mails and came across this, and I still thought it was funny, so hey I'm gonna share.
A Bowl of Lifesavers
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of
first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers.
The children began to say:
Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said, "I'll give you
all a clue; It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"