Sunday, December 3, 2006

Bitch of a hubby

The last couple of weeks, The jewish Press has been running responses to letter, originally sent in by a guy complaining that his wife, who was a beaut, is now a chub. He works in a downtown office full of 'Hot Chanies' and is rather miffed that at night he's gotta come home to chubb.

The paper has been printing responses both ways.
One typical response is, the hubby is a jerk and he should love his wife purely due to her investing her life in raising the 3 kids, which is the number one reason she got heavy to begin with.
Second response is more along the line of why do some let themselves go and turbans and houserobes should be banned altogether.
Then there are other non sectarian responses, and those are my favorites.
The woman who writes that she is a Hot Chanie and is having an affair. And there's the Hot Chanie who wishes to be Housecoat Hennie with the patience for floor time with the kiddies.
Feh...... nobodies happy.

Anyway this reminds me of a night out, I had with my wife and a friend of hers. Yes, once apon a time, in a land far away. ( I don't do that anymore, I've outgrown it, thankfully. Hey, I'm not proud of it.)
Anyway we ate out or a movie, I don't remember. When the activity was over, we walked back to the car. Some dude jogged past us and one of our party remarked "is he (the jogger) going to our car too?"
"Bet I can get there first"
"Bet you, I can"
"Yeah, lets see."
So me and the friend ran to the car and waited for my wife to get there.
She was furious.
She didn't show it till we dumped the friend, then the music started.
How dare I play with another woman. We went out. to have a good time and I run off with her.
I pointed out that she wasn't my friend and I wasn't the one who invited her.
But as she was a Unmarried Hot Chanie and was friendly and I, well I was guilty.
Even though I didn't put myself into a tight spot by inviting her, I still allowed myself to flirt.
The race, yeah I won but I lost respect.
It was that easy and in front of my wife too.
I understand how easy it is to get involved with someone you shouldn't.
I also know that while temptation is easy the results are disastrous.
A co-worker of mine is divorced, for the 3rd time. She was a Hot Chanie and wanted to marry 'Macho Moshe or Kool Kalman, which her hubby wasn't. He was a regular run of the mill guy.
So after a couple of years, she dumps him and hooks up with dude II. Naturally it doesn't last and as a still warm Chanie she gets dude III, with the same results.
So, she is still tall & blond but now she has grandkids who don't wanna visit cause she lives alone, in a small 1 and a half room, bug infested apartment. Works 2 jobs instead of babysitting the grandkids and baking them cookies.
Pity her? Yes I guess I do.
I can't help but feel she stepped into it on purpose.

I guess Hashem gave me enough brains to wisen up before....
I am in in a better situation? Will it last? Do I worry to much?
Who knows.

27 comments:

tech guy said...

I read those letters. Funny and sad
First!

Anonymous said...

please post a link.

previous anon said...

Did your wife forgive you?

anonym00kie said...

i really like your blog :)
its such a refreshing perspective on these issues..

chaverah said...

great post, as usual, interesting to think about these issues. I dont know what to say, you could have been way to flirty. I did not read the articles in the jewish press. I wouldsuggest rather you should have gone out with another couple. not another single girl. Doesnt work as well.

Senorita said...

Lol! Love your style.
The Hot Chanie response in the Press did not sound genuine. I do not remember the wording and what made me smell a rats ass but i definitely did smell one. I'v known bored seminary girls to have faked Family issues letters to the Press- which were published. Hot Chanies will always think they are all that - even when they'l be knitting in their rocking chairs wearing false choppers and hearing aids. They arent happy now, they certainly wont be then so what is it about them that is stealing a lot of our oilams marital happiness?!

yingerman said...

tech
yah yah yah

anon
dont have one sorry

previ
eventually

mookie
thanx

chavera
we shoulda gone alone!

seniorita
sad but true

Senorita said...

WHY DOES EVERYONE PUT AN 'I' IN MY NAME??!?!?! AAAARGH.
SENORITA.

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